Something More Glamorous
Monday, May 14th, 2007 
by Matt Miwa and Simon Lalonde
Ahoy Sailors! Ship’s in to port? No where to go? Come on down to the P-cock Cabaret. Fletch your keisters, open your wallets (and your mouths) Ho’e Ho’e Ho’e work harder! Let us spread our legs while we spin some classy tale. You won’t regret the ride. Don’t forget your sprinklers! Signed, Dame Hester Warren Merivale - Superstar!!!